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chloerozo

Ok so as proven by Tracer and Soldier76, being gay in Overwatch makes you Fast. Ergo it may be possible to determine LGBT by speed. For example Zenyatta has Zoomyatta which means he channels gay energy for his ult. Also, Sombra becomes faster when she is invisible, a clear signal she is bisexual. In this essay I will

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SEE???

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- extremely fast forward-chargers aka Brazen Forwardness Either Gets Them Into Trouble or Works Perfectly: D.va, Reinhardt, Brigitte, Pharah, Doomfist, Genji

- blip escapists, aka I’m Only Gay If You Catch Me: Moira, Widowmaker, Hanzo, McCree, Ashe & Bob, Symmetra

- Mercy is null by herself but can zip towards anyone she wants on the map, but is hard to predict & pin down

- Reaper has a blatantly obvious teleport that almost never succeeds, probably metaphorical for bad luck with men despite obvious flirting. He also becomes faster as a see-through ghost. Bisexual

-zarya sucks people quickly towards HER

- Lucio makes everyone around him gayer by proximity

- Orisa has zero mobility. Hammond and Winston however,

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slagbigsby

of all the possible LGBT confirmations from blizzard, from the most feasible (junkers) to the fan favourites (mchanzo, pharmercy), i never really believed they’d go all in with soldier 76 (or reaper76) because i thought it would be just too big an ask. there was no way we were going to have BOTH the goddamn box art characters be gay. like, the actual FACES of the game? unheard of! UNTHINKABLE! it’s wild even one of the “main” roster is openly not straight. 

but there he is, and here we are, so pardon me if i’m a little fucking excited about it.

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